Alaythia: Mommy, did you know the Earth is round?
me: I did, and I’m so impressed you know that!
Alaythia: Well, we don’t live on a round thing so we don’t live on the Earth.
me, as we’re swimming and playing in the pool: Alaythia, I think little tiny baby likes swimming too! She’s kicking around happily in my belly right now.
Alaythia, thinking hard: Well, I hope she remembered her swimsuit.